Mongolian Movie Pitch

Mongolian Movie Pitch
By: Christina Aguilera & Audrey Hepburn

One sentence description: Lau and Chan fight for the one woman without a mustache.

Casting suggestions:
Taylor Lautner (Lau)
Channing Tatum (Chan)
Megan Fox (Ping) [no mustache]
Steve Martin (Ting Young)
Meryl Streep (Sun Young)
Random mustache women: Brittney Snow, Brenda Song, Angelina Jolie, Jessica Biel and Jessica Simpson(Lo)

Myth: Mongolian women have mustaches.

Quote: "Oddly enough some of the women have beards and moustaches"(168).

Scene: Lau goes to Ping's house to ask for her hand in marriage but finds Chan already there. The parents, Ting and Sun Young, propose a contest to decide who gets her hand in marriage.

Longer version of the plot: A crowd of Mongolians invade China, changing the friendship between Chan and Lau forever. Both men fall in love with the same woman, the only Mongolian without a mustache. Both are forced to compete against each other in the ultimate battle. Whoever wins the contest of strength, wit, and bravery will gain the only worthy woman. Neither men succeed when Ping is viciously murdered by Chan's secret Mongolian stalker, Lo, with her shaving razor.