Plot:
A single squad of Egyptian soldiers is left to defend against the entire Mongol horde. They win miraculously. One of them decides to take a Mongol princess as his bride, only to discover that she has a mustache.
Cast:
Egyptian Soldiers: Taylor Lautner, Zac Efron, Michael Vartan
Mongolian Emperor: Fat Albert
Mongolian Soldier: Dora the Explorer
Mongolian Princess with Mustache: Paris Hilton
Myth:
Mongolian women have mustaches.
Scene:
Zac Efron lifts Paris Hilton's veil on their wedding day and sees finds that she has a mustache.
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