Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Mulan leads 101 Dalmations against Cruella and her army of ten

The good guys:
Mulan
tarzan
101 Dalmations

The Bad Guys:
Cruella
Scar
9 Mongolians (like the HUNS)

Myth: The Mongolians wash themselves in urine.

Scene: In an open field, much like the one in Bambi where there are loads of flowers, the 101 dalmations led by Mulan on tarzan's back, march up the hill. All of a sudden Cruella appears with a yellow stench around her. The camera zooms in and you see a fly flying around her drops dead from the stench surrounding her body. She raises her arms and the 101 dalmations begin to fall on the ground whimpering. The 9 Mongolians following Cruella run around with bags and put the puppies in them. Soon all thats left is Mulan and Tarzan.

Longer Version of the Plot:
Cruella Diville has been watching Mulan and Tarzan train the 101 Dalmations and watches as Mulan teaches them to disguise thier spots. Tarzan teaches them how to swing from trees and how to survive living in a tree house. His family members also help the puppies. However these tactics end up being worthless when Cruella and her Mongolians (similar looking to the Huns in the movie MULAN) show up surrounded by a stench of pee. The heightened sense of smell of the puppies and of Tarzan (because he was raised by monkeys) causes them to lose all the knowledge they had gained in the months leading up to the battle over thier village. Cruella wants to make a coat out of the puppies to try and cover up her stench to attract the leader of the Monglolians, however they all smell so bad that it would not matter. Scar just tags along hoping he can persuade Cruella to marry him and not the leader of the Mongolians. Eventually the Bad guys win which is why this movie cannot be rated G.


"they smell so heavily that one cannot approach them. They wash themselves in urine."

Evita and Selena Gomez.

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