Shaq and a sheep...

Description: Megan Fox, the first mongolian, is saved from aroused mongolian sibling Genghis Khan, played by Danny DeVito.

Fact: Mongolians were created when a man (Shaquille O'Neal) mated with a sheep (Ken Leung).

Cast:
Megan Fox
Danny DeVito
Shaquille O'Neal
Ken Leung
Russel Crowe

Scene:
Megan Fox emerges from her afternoon bath, when Genghis Khan arrives to pillage and take advantage of Megan Fox while she is exposed and alone. Russel Crowe, a Chinese woodland vagabond, intervenes and grapples with Genghis Khan.

Longer Version of the plot:
One day Shaquille O'Neal decides to venture out to find who next to battle on his show "Shaq Vs". His travels lead him to the Steppes, where he finds a strikingly attractive sheep, Ken Leung. The two are rendered incapable of parting, and from their passionate encounter produce the first Mongolian, Megan Fox. As she gets older, her parents further their love to produce a whole race. One man stands out above all the others as the strongest, Genghis Khan, played by Danny DeVito. Though he is Megan Fox's brother, he cannot resist her (its a step up from bestiality). One day during his daily pillage, he decides to take advantage of her while she is bathing. Just as he confronts her, Russel Crowe emerges from the woods (shirtless according to the request of one of our directors) and strikes him down. Underestimating Russel as a lowly chinaman, Genghis Khan challenges him to a fight. The two grapple until Russel pulls out a dagger and stabs him. He then turns to Megan Fox, who falls into his arms in gratitude. The two consummate their love and bring peace China and Mongolia.

"Overall, the Mongol era in world history had two results: it caused disruption and resentment, and it provided unusual, stimulating international contacts"
- King Arthur